You know, we`re always looking for really good songs. Most of the time we don`t have too far - this is a studio after all! But I was looking at some bands around the Lancashire end of things and came across .....um, ...maybe that`s not the BEST phrase to use ... discovered these two gems. I`ve got the lyrics, so please sing along. NSFW. You have been warned.
Okay, here we go.
Bürglin' Türds
This could get sticky
This could get wet
This time I'm gonna take as much as I can get
Your body's hairy
Your hands are rough
I'm askin nicely - treat my ass like it's a muff
We're burglin' turds
(We're burglin' turds)
We're burglin' turds
This shit is going to hurt
We're burglin' turds
(We're burglin' turds)
We're burglin' turds
Oh boy we're mining for dirt
I'm getting hotter
I'm burning up
I'd like to watch you jacking off into a cup
I'm wearing leather
I'm wearing lace
I wanna touch you while you're sitting on my face
We're burglin'
Turds
Turds
Turds
We're burglin' turds
(We're burglin' turds)
We're burglin' turds
This shit is going to hurt
We're burglin' turds
(We're burglin' turds)
We're burglin' turds
Oh boy we're mining for dirt
released 26 June 2011
Mike Thorn - Vocals, Guitar
Rik Ossy - Lead Guitar
Ross Michaels - Bass
Rob "Minge" McKay - Drums
That ahm
THAT AHM
A lot of people say "my wife's an angel"
Mine really is, look at the halo
A lot of people say "my wife's an angel"
Mine really is, look at the halo
Where did you get that arm?
How did you get that arm?
Where did you get that arm?
How did you get that arm?
Where did you get that arm?
How did you get that arm?
I WANT TO EAT IT!
Thank God you're here, grandma's been raped
I WANT TO EAT IT!.
released 26 January 2011
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Stevie Buckshot - vocals, backing vocals, guitars
Vincent Van Vulva - backing vocals, guitars
The Swan - bass
Wayne! - drums
Absolute class! eh?
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